FML. I was fighting The End and then I was half way to killing him when my game inexplicably FROZE. It's done this once before so I'm not TOO worried. But I'd be pissed if it broke. Fuckin' love that game. But I'm sure everyone on the internets knows this already. Fuck. It is my world right now. MY WORLD. It's like how I used to be about KH except now it's about MGS. If you said liquid(I wrote this with capital L at first -_-''' I'm more likely to think LIQUIIIIIIIIID! than liquid. :'D

Signs you play MGS too much:

-you pronounce Ohtakon(as in the anime con) as Otacon. I do this ALL THE TIME totally by accident I swear!

-when you eat something really really good you say "that was damn tasty!"
-you use the word tasty when you've never used it before playing MGS(yeah, I do it fml)

-you capitalize snake(see I almost did it right there OTL)

-"you're pretty good" takes on a whole different meaning

-you start speaking in strange metaphors nobody quite understands
-you start using bad puns convinced that it'll be okay because you won't look like an idiot. After all, The Boss did it!

-you're pretty sure you could learn CQC if you really tried

-you practice stalking. Just to see if it's for real(did it. And it does. As long as you're on a flat, not wooden surface)

-you call your brother BRRRRROTHER

-Snakes are not just snakes, ocelots are not just ocelots. etc

-you start talking in a British accent because Liquiiiid does it and Liquid is cool soooo...profit?

-you're pretty afraid of needles now. Who knows what's in those things! Nanos, FOXDIE...anything!

-your desktop is MGS related. If it's not now after reading this you'll think "ooh! That's a good idea!" and promptly change it

-you hate birds. Not because they're ugly but because you'll likely slip on their poo, they work as a spotter for 100+ year old snipers and they're annoying. I MISS YOU HAL.

-Anyone named Rose is someone you can never be friends with. Today you're casually hanging out, tomorrow she's calling you up every time you just wanna finish your homework and asking you what day tomorrow is

-you've unconsciously started dressing to blend in with your surroundings.

-your copies of the games are starting to die a slow painful death by overwork.

-you've got stealth camo. WTH

-if you see someone pretty you automatically think they're a spy. If not that then they must be banging a person in power and will punch you in the face for no reason

-anything big must be photographed. you then send the photos to your friend with glasses for their approval

-when you answer your phone you bend down on one knee with your hand pressed to your ear. You are then surprised when people notice your odd behaviour

-you've developed a sudden taste for cigars or cigarettes but you'll be damned if you smoke them while people could be watching

-instead of asking what someone's phone number is you ask them for their frequency

-while miming a ghost you hold your hands like you've got a sign in them.(I did it by accident. Whilst talking to my mother about how she better let me lock the door and I didn't care if my brother needed to get inside because if I died she'd be sorry and I'd haunt her being all "I told you to lock the door". while I said the "i told you..." part I held up my hands like I was holding a sign with that on it -_-'

-you find yourself unknowingly quoting characters. You think nothing of saying "that part of the movie was sad...so sad..." until you go over what you just said in your head and think "...WAIT A SECOND!"

-you do Ocelot's hand gestures

-you've talked about MGS so much your friends know the characters

-you kind of want an eyepatch now D:
-or a bandanna

-you've convinced yourself that dead people are lurking around you. You just can't see or hear them. You know when they're there when it rains

-you've seriously considering naming your child David or Hal.

-your fanfictions now have odd subheadings to them like "______'s Revenge".

-you don't need a name anymore. People can call you The insertemotionhere
-a name which you will then scream out when you fall, are hurt or just feel like it

-you've got the codec sound as your ringtone. Or want it

-you try to sneak up behind people to get information but all you can get is a weird "uh uh uh uh uh" sound until you snap their necks

-you can't go into rivers anymore. The Sorrow will be there waiting to tell you about all the animals you've eaten

-if someone told you that you'd never be allowed to play anything but MGS for the rest of your life you wouldn't be sad.(I've not gotten to that point XD But I do know someone who ONLY plays SH and MGS I think)

<_< I don't do these except the ones I admitted to. Though I DO want the codec call cell phone ring....It'd be fuckin' cool. Also I'm a nerd. And I do have MGS as my desktop. And the Otaclock. I'm still figuring out how to work the stupid alarm cause I wanna hear it :T
But it's cute. Otacon's like "it's July 8th. That's a wednesday okay? The time is 6:28AM. Now get in there and get me some pictures of Rex!" ...Okay so it only says 7/8[WED] and the time. I love his stupid flippy hair XD Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE?! ANYWAY. Goodbye, this has gone on way too long :'D